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tv on july 31st:
haha summer
tv on august 1:
BACK TO SCHOOL, TIME TO START SHOPPING, STICK UR BINDERS AND ERASERS UP UR ASS CAUSE ITS TIME TO BACK TO SCHOOL SHOP

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mistersaturn123:

the-red-mage:

8bitkishi:

braig:

peach time

ok but for real thoughwhy does luigi get a whole fucking year, and peach only gets a month

Because every august is peach month and luigi got one year. Luigi will fall back into the void after a binge of all the attention, may his feast be enough to last him a future eternity of taking the back seat. Meanwhile, Peach takes a month from each year. Every year, Forever. After 12 years august is still peach’s time. After 50 years it will be. After 2000 years and the world is gone a cold July day will end (due to the harsh weather change July experiences very harsh colds during 4014) and at 12:00 AM august first people will worship a worn effigy of princess peach. True it was a parade balloon once, but now it stands for a sign of hope among chaos. Luigi, on the other hand, will be forgotten. A pile of his special edition 3DS burnt as kindling to warm the small room which peach stands.
She is in it for the long haul.

Peach is some serious business guys.

mistersaturn123:

the-red-mage:

8bitkishi:

braig:

peach time

ok but for real though

why does luigi get a whole fucking year, and peach only gets a month

Because every august is peach month and luigi got one year. Luigi will fall back into the void after a binge of all the attention, may his feast be enough to last him a future eternity of taking the back seat. Meanwhile, Peach takes a month from each year. Every year, Forever. After 12 years august is still peach’s time. After 50 years it will be. After 2000 years and the world is gone a cold July day will end (due to the harsh weather change July experiences very harsh colds during 4014) and at 12:00 AM august first people will worship a worn effigy of princess peach. True it was a parade balloon once, but now it stands for a sign of hope among chaos. Luigi, on the other hand, will be forgotten. A pile of his special edition 3DS burnt as kindling to warm the small room which peach stands.

She is in it for the long haul.

Peach is some serious business guys.

(via dontfucktheclock)

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

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